Is it bad that my booty call's snoring was more interesting than the sex we had last night?
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
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