That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
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