somehow on my way home with matt, I ended up straddling steve on the sidewalk and polling the people walking by on whether or not we should have sex.
Jake just asked if thanksgiving was an american thing...I left the table
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
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Was I wearing clothes when I handed you your keys. Please tell me I was wearing clothes.
He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
It makes showers more interesting trying to drink a gin and tonic and keep soap out of my eyes at the same time.
You need to calm down.
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No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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