I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
My wife caught me jerking off, I had to tell her I was thinking bout her
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
Im sorry i offered the man at mcdonalds your hand in marriage in exchange for some french fries
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
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