The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
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