I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
A monkey stole my iPod. This was not in the fucking study abroad brochure
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
Getting cock-blocked by Jeff Bridges. NOT OKAY.
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
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