He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
I can hear my liver begging me not to go out tonight
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT REMEMBER WHIPPING IT OUT AND PUTTING ON THE BAR?
By the way, you're banned for life.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
I TAUGHT HER CAT TO SIT. CATS DON'T FUCKING SIT ON COMMAND. BUT THIS ONE DID!
It's basically my crowning achievement.
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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