She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
Had phone sex with my boss who I still haven’t seen in person. How’s your Monday ?
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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