It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
I used to be terrified of what was under your bed until I passed out there last night. Now it just feels like home.
When were you at my house?
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
Pretty sure I just pissed straight whiskey...
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