the girl next to me in class is drinking a margarita out of a slurpee cup. i know your going to ask how i know its a margarita and the answer is i can smell the tequila. i never want to leave this place
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
I just took a dump to end all dumps. Other dumps have already written ballads about it. It was the Armageddon dump. Bruce Willis was there, it was awful.
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
Actually I more feel like I'm on a ship about to grab the holy grail off an island
The ship is me being high the holy grail is some profound idea I'm about to have
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
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