All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
he said he wanted to butter my pancake. i thought it was sexual, but he went downstairs and made pancakes. i need to stop dating fat guys.
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i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
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"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
I'm about to take plan-b with a glass of wine and ramen noodles. I cannot decide who will hurt more...my vagina, my kidneys or my pride.
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
Wakes up in a cold sweat at 3am, 136 unread messages and the preview on the notification is "I JUST GOT TO THE INCEST PART"
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