She's JV to your varsity
Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
Something in my vomit makes me think I shouldn't have had that slurpee
I just woke up to me licking the dognuts
You mean Doughnuts?
......No :(
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
His name was Dragon. For real. How do you not sleep with a Dragon? Don't judge me.
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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