Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
I shaved my pubes to make my cock look like it has a lions mane. to surprise the girl that works at the zoo when she comes over.
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
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