R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
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Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
He's spent his last 3 years working at Urban Outfitters. No, I'm not sad I missed out on a life of mustaches, the dollar menu and shitty scarves.
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
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Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
Girls - I think I have a problem with stealing random shit when I'm drunk.
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
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