I think i peed on brittanys purse
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
Leave the bottle at home cause either way I'm not taking another shot. You have no idea how long it took me to compose this text free of grammatical error.
Gold star for you, but I'm on my way and the soco is buckled in next to me. This is happening.
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
I hate when he takes the condom off to cum all over me. It defeats the purpose.
It’s like having a barf bag and choosing to puke in your own lap.
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