Michael Bay diarrhea
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
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