Jake died.
WTF????????? That's how you tell me????
Oops typo. Jake cried.
Whyyyyy do my fingers smell like Chinese food.
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
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I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
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I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
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