I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
These 31 People Are Lazier Than You Could Ever Imagine
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
Outta milk. Using rum instead for pancake mix. Drunk Thursday is a gooo
27 Drunk People That Pissed Off The Cops And Got What They Deserved
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
Oh shit. The hangover. It has taken 20 mins and 5 attempts to tie my shoelaces
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
I believe in your delicious
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.