we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.
does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
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