it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
You insisted we help some homeless guy put up posters for his missing pet alligator so we left you there because they were really just Chinese takeout menus.
How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
WHY DID HE INTRODUCE ME TO HIS MOM? CAN'T HE JUST HIDE ME LIKE EVERYONE ELSE I'VE EVER DATED?@!
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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