And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
Please come and kill me with a brick you dont even have to be nice about it just smash myfucking skull in this is the worst hangover ive had for at least a week
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
Im eating leftover Easter ham in a bubble bath. What has my life come to?
Did you ever hear the story about the time I did blow in a bar bathroom with the #1 ranked golfer in the world?
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
You went on the date? His pickup line was I swear I'm not a serial killer and you went on the date???
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