Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
tell your sister to shave her snatch
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
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My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
So the tow truck driver didn't charge us because Ian convinced him that he was sent out by God to share his cocaine with us.
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He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
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