Wow, your whole life is a joke regardless of the fact that its april fools day
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
THERE HAS BEEN GRANDTHEFT IN THE HOUSE. SOMEONE STOLE THE BABYWIPES AND YOU NEED TO BUY MORE BEFORE WE LET YOU IN. oh and you have to take two shots before we'll let you in. with no chaser.
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