jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
College is a time for personal growth. Meaning it's time to start using those pickup lines on randos at dive bars.
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
Im breaking out the trunk vodka tonight, its been aged to perfection.
I see you met someone special
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
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