Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
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found your viking helmet in the parking lot this morning, its missing a horn. There was still liquor in the remaining horn. shots from a viking helmet should be mandatory.
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
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It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
My walk of shame is starting to become positively reinforcing; I stop by Starbucks and when I leave I look someone just heading to work.
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