singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
I walked from the hotel to the club with a pint of tequila in my boot. Poured some in a homeless woman's mouth when she asked for change. I've hit rock bottom.
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
I got all the way to work before I realized there were Trojans in my bra.
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