dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
apparently he couldn't remember my name so he refereed to me as whats-her-boobs and everyone knew that it was me he was talking about
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
A cute girl just told me she forgot to take her birth control and winked... I've never been so conflicted about fleeing in terror
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
i got kicked out of the casino for drunken disorderly conduct because i kept stumbling into old people and one of them told on me. as the boucer was taking down my information so i could no re-enter i ripped my id out of his hands while yelling fuck you.
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
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