I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
Reason #1 for no sex outdoors: Mosquito bites. Awkward, awkward mosquito bites.
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
Next time she asks for a ride to her "cousins" house and it turns out to be a booty call we're charging her for each mile.
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULDA FUCKED BEFORE YOU MADE HIM YOUR BOYFRIEND, CURVED DICKS ARE NOT OK
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