she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
Fuck Spring. The birds chirping at 4am make me feel unnatural for still being up and drunk.
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
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