it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
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Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
She was so adorably desperate I didn't have the heart to tell her I wasn't a lesbian. So now She's making waffles, may switch teams over this.
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
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Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
I think I’ve reached sophomore-year-level of bad ideas
and you know that’s the highest possible level because it’s when I met you
There were no words. I got in his car, took my pants off, threw my shirt out the window, and got things started. After we were done I collected my clothes, gave him a kiss, and crept back into my house.
You're like the sex ninja. How doesn't he love you?!
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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