I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
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I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
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No one's ever called me intergalactic cocksucker, before.
What does it say about me that I feel completely charmed right now?
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
Dude, he came to our house with a beer can in his hand dressed up in a chicken suit screaming, "free eggs!" then threw up and passed out in the front yard.
You made me take you back to Mcdonalds so you could yell at the guy for not giving you enough ketchup packets
I vaguely recall french fries...
You then proceeded to call your mom and tell her you weren't coming home because you were "tripping balls"
Sweet...
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
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