A girl just told me I should smile because I was surrounded by hot girls. I told her that clearly beauty was in the eye of the beholder. And she slapped me!
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
There is a video on my phone of me suckling a bag of wine from your crotch area while you say "The Body of Christ" in a Michigan accent. I vaguely remember being offended by this yet I did it anyway.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
FIVE TIMES AND I HAVENT GOTTEN OFF ONCE
literally yelled NOOOO right before he finished .. yelled “five times and I still haven’t gotten off” when he was still inside me ..
Said “don’t worry I’ll get myself off tomorrow” to top it all off
I just shaved my legs via the sink as to not wake my parents up because I know I'll be having marathon sex tomorrow after my certification exam... so this is life after college.
His nipple licking is glorious
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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