my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
Oh btw, my mom called... you made the police blotter in the newspaper. Don't worry, she's mailng me a copy so I can put in on the fridge.
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
Whoever I saved in my phone as "Jackpot" last night has your keys.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!