And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
pop tarts are not kleenex
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
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chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
Woke to a half burnt 20 in my pocket, covered in mud, clothes all wet, so im assuming I didn't use that 20 you gave me for a taxi
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
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The fact that you got a stranger guy to buy you a pizza off tinder makes me feel amazing
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
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