Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
Waitress cut us off at Chili's bar. New low
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
he met me at the airport with a welcome home sign with a grilled cheese, PBR and a blow job on it. i missed america.
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
You took a bar mat shot.
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
You called me 32 times last night just to tell me you felt a heartbeat in your vagina?
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
I'm standing on the corner in a banana costume and cape with frozen bananas in my utility belt reassessing my life decisions.
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it