ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
Our kitchen sink faucet is leaking, so I set a pitcher under it to catch water for Kool-Aid tomorrow rather than turn on the faucet. The environment owes me.
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There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
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I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
NOT PREGNANT according to the two dollar tree pregnancy tests I took in the tacobell bathroom. Come meet me at tacobell for celebratory soft tacos.
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
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