I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
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so... the fat chick just walked over, shook my hand, then introduced herself as "versatile". shoot me now.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
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Someone just knocked jenga into a plate of cake. I'm licking off each piece one by one.
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
FACT: You were laying down on top the bar letting randoms do bodyshots off you until someone told theyre friend "its time to roll, i wanna hit another bar" and you literally rolled your self right off the bar. have fun explaining your bruises tomorrow
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
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