have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
Is it because I queefed?
Okay so if I'm going to keep referring to my hangover in the third person it needs a name.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
I tried to get more sleep but the universe decided I needed a drunken freshman instead
I'm about to take plan-b with a glass of wine and ramen noodles. I cannot decide who will hurt more...my vagina, my kidneys or my pride.
Randomize
