Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
This random guy just introduced himself then said "So, I am staying at my friends place and he has a 4 year old, so we should probably go back to your house." WTF kind of vibes do I give off?
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
Its weird to pet your cat with a boner
What the fuck?
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
Damn victory sex feels great
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
Randomize
