She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
My roommate was being an ass so I put everyone's drinks/shots on his tab for the entire night. Then when we left he was telling me how he got out cheaper than last time.
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
My mom and sister were over. When my drunk roommate came home, he yelled "GOT BITCHES IN MY CONDO"
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
Randomize
