Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
She STILL went home with me even when I said yes when she asked if I had an infectious disease. Turns out she asked if I had an infectious spirit...well she has my infectious spirit now
And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
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