My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
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After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
Just woke up in his bed wearing only his shoes. I don't know how to gently say hey dude get the fuck up and take me home....regardless these are some nice shoes.
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
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Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
Some girl dressed in nothing but Wonder Woman underwear and a cape on her ass just started twerking all over us. Remind me why I'd never been to a midnight of Rocky horror before?
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
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