Do you have swine flu?
I know my taste in men is not always top notch; however, I don't sleep with swine.
Pigs, yes. Swine, no.
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
Last time Jon threw a party I woke up on my porch, no shirt but 4 bras on, and "make better life choices" written on my stomach in sharpie
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
I need a hoe opinion
go on
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
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