then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
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Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
I told him I was engaged, had 911 on speed dial and made him wear his seatbelt, then dropped his drunk ass off at his motel...probably not the night he was expecting.
Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
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We were destined to go to rehab together
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
I just licked a piece of cheese off my phone screen if that makes you feel any better
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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