ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Don't ask how, but I'm pretty sure my name is now on a lease to a taco bell franchise in maryland...
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
You called him your tasty little crouton. Which actually wasn't the weirdest part.
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
What happened to my face?
You kneed yourself in the eye during the Harlem Shake.
It was impressive.
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
I'm doing my drinking workout. 20 pushups for each beer I finish. I should write a fucking book
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