Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
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There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
Who wrote "the chamber of secrets has been open, enemies of the heir beware" across my bathroom wall?
His cat must have been laying on his dick, because now my face is covered in hives
Apparently when the cops arrived I was standing over him in the bathroom yelling, get the fuck up you piece of shit. Beer still in hand.
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We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.
Desperate times...
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
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