I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
I got drunk and applied for two credit cards last night. About to find out if anyone in this world is still dumb enough to give me credit.
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
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