Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
I'm passing your future prison.
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
The prescription for my birth control just blew away in the wind on my way back from the health center. It's like god wants me to get pregnant
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How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
If I had pants on, you wouldn't be getting this text message
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
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K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
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