Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
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haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
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I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
Ate a live seahorse, then tried to order a nacho bell grande from an ATM.
How the fuck do you get to keep practicing as a Nurse.
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
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