How'd it feel making her break her religion?
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
you're the only person I know who would bring a water bottle of screwdriver to a wedding, and toast with it during the speech
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
Incoming: this is a booty call. To accept, please reply with an appropriate time. To reject, please reply "N" and the information will be filed for future reference.
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
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