We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
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Either allow it in a formal toast or i will drunkenly tell your in-laws while i'm dancing on their table. either way, the truth is coming out
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
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Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
You're not talking any sense into me. You're cheering me on to disaster.
... is that not half the reason I'm your best friend in the first place?
Why did I wake up covered in glitter next to a half eaten cheeseburger?
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
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