it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
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All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
We should celebrate the resignation of Berlusconi tonight with too many bottles of wine and sambuca. We're allies, right?
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
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I broke up with him in the bar & then asked him if he wanted to have a contest to see who gets the most numbers. I say I took that break up well
I peed in a 7/11 last night. Like literally pretended I pretended I was shopping, looked around, and peed on boxes in the corner. No more tequila
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
I've literally NEVER been on a date or gotten through one episode of netflix without having sex like I JUST WANT TO WATCH TRUE DETECTIVE
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
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