My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
I found a digiorno pizza in my washing machine.
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
I'm going to have to start playing roller derby again so I can blame my sex-related bruises on that.
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
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