so she proceeds to puke everywhere, look up at me like a sick dog, and then say, "i'll finish if you want me to."
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
Also, being stuck with my family all week has made it very clear that I need to be drunk and I need to be fucked pronto
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
DO I FUCKING *LOOK* LIKE SOMEONE WHO HAS THEIR ACT TOGETHER!?!? THE ANSWER IS "NO"!
So today the police came to my dorm to look for weed, i didn't have any in the room, so i let them in. they apologized for any inconvenience and then left after finding nothing. then i realized i was wearing gauges with weed leaves on them lol
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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