Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
I got drunk at the beach today. I got the word Badass! tatooed all the way across my foot. Probably a bad idea.
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
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my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg
he opened up his "box of magic": a crusty tube of KY jelly, three expired condoms, a fingertip vibrater, and a jar of marshmallow fluff.
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
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I may wear a condom to jerk-off tomorrow knowing that my hand has touched surfaces in this bar.
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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