That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
He may or may not be blacked out. We put him to sleep in the community bathroom. He's wrapped in your blanket and he's already puked on it twice. Using your blanket was my idea. Maybe next time you'll ask before taking my vodka.
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
Why do I have the 4 of hearts in my bra?
Haha we got sick of drinking on 4 is for whores so we stole the cards...I woke up with three of them in mine
drunken problem solving at its finest
Note to self: Never spend $8 on a liter of rum again
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
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