When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
I just had to break into my old house and steal my sex tape. Good times. How have you been?
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
after you got high, you started to make guac with your bare hands and said: "there's soda bubbles in my legs"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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