i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
Duck Duck Cougar?
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
I just realized I'm gonna get paid at midnight on New Years Eve. That could be dangerous.
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
The three of us were sitting silently in my dining room at 4:30 am, half drunk, eating cold spaghetti and listining to death metal. I need a fucking cigarette.
he had hair everywhere except his balls
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
I'M NOT EVEN STOPPING FOR WINE SO I CAN GET TO THAT DICK QUICKER.
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
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