Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
literally took my pants off in the middle of bourbon last night without taking off my heels im a super human i guess
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
Not sure she's stomping around my apartment muttering incoherently about wanting to speak to the colonel
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